This is Puppy.
T-Man’s (and Puppy’s) Chinese Pizza
"1 cup of eggs
First you crack them and mix them and then you have to cook them.
Then you do the bacon.
That goes on the bottom.
Bake the bacon for two hours. (Please keep a fire extinguisher handy for this part!)
Then you put some cheese on them when it’s ready.
Then 2 bags of pepperoni circles-mixed with circles or triangles.
Then some milk-you mix it with some sugar.
Then you put it in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes.
Then you put on all the toppings that you want, like ham,
You can do as much stuff as you want.
It’s a recipe for dogs to eat-it’s poison for cats and humans-
And any animal that’s not a dog."
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