Me: Doctor, is it broken?
Doc: I think no, just badly bruised--it looks like it just missed the bone.
Me: Can I run on it again then?
Doc: No, you need to give it two weeks
Me: Are you sure?
Doc: I recommend two weeks off, but it's up to you.
Me (silently): Yes! I'll go on Monday!
Double Digit Birthday
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